Bishop Oyedepo Finally Agrees To Repair All Roads Leading To His Church

The stress people pass through to go worship at Winners Chapel headquarters in Ota is really traumatic. I have been wondering why the church can't spend money, they are more than capable, to fix the roads as a way of easing the suffering of the road users, particularly members of the church.

Finally, Bishop David Oyedepo has agreed to work all the roads leading to the church. He made this disclosure during the church's 2nd service as they're preparing for the December 2015 Shiloh. Good!

SEE The Portfolios Buhari Is Giving His New Ministers

Sources have revealed the portfolios of the 36 ministers confirmed by the senate for swearing in this week by President Muhammadu Buhari. Rotimi Amaechi is in charge of Niger Delta. See full details:

*Substantive | *Minister of States
Agric and Natural Resources, Audu Ogbeh (Benue)
Agric and Natural Resources, Geoffrey Onyema (Enugu)

Attorney General, James Ocholi (Kogi)

Aviation Sen Hadi Sirika (Katsina)

Defence, Abdulrahman Dambazau (Kano)
Defence (State) Dan Ali (Zamfara)

Education, Isaac Adewole (Osun)

Federal Capital Territory, Abubakar Bawa Bwari (Niger)
FCT (State) Solomon Dalong (Plateau)


Finance, Okechukwu Enelamah (Abia)
Finance, (State) Kemi Adeosun (Ogun)

Foreign Affairs, Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti)
Foreign Affairs (State) Adamu Adamu (Bauchi)

Health, Osagie Ehanire (Edo)

Information, & Communication Technology, Lai Mohammed (Kwara)

Interior Cladius Omoleye Daramola (Ondo)

Labour, Prof Anthony Onwuka (Imo)

Mines and Steel Development, Abubakar Malami (Kebbi)

National Planning, Amina Mohammed (Gombe)

Niger Delta Affairs, Rotimi Amaechi
Niger Delta Affairs, (State) Pastor Usani Uguru (Cross River)

Petroleum (State), Ibe Kachikwu (Delta)

Police Affairs, Chris Ngige (Anambra)

Power, Babatunde Fashola (Lagos)

Sports Youth Development, Heineken Lokpobiri (Bayelsa)

Trade & Investment, Udo Udo Udoma (Akwa Ibom)
Trade & Investment, (State) Zainab Ahmed (Kaduna)

Women Affairs, Hajia Khadija Bukar Ibrahim (Yobe)

Works & Transport, Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi)
Works & Transport (State), Barr. Adebayo Shittu (Oyo)

How Women are Fooling Men With The Deceit of Love

Deceit is reigning supreme in relationships and marriages, wives now compete to outsmart husbands:

A conference for love...
Heard about the man who told his wife he was off for a three-day church conference. ‘Okay’, said the wife but first, let us pray. She said, ‘Lord, grant my husband great journey.’ ‘Amen’, he shouted. ‘Weaken his manhood, if he tries to commit adultery’. The husband was silent. ‘Kill him if he commits….’ At this point, the husband shouted, ‘Shut up, shut up.’ ‘I am no longer going on the trip’. ‘The Holy Spirit has just told me the conference has been cancelled’.
A new wife...
I sometimes wonder how women feel with situations of cultural attitudes or religion approval for men to marry more than one wife. Mallam was in Saudi Arabia recently asking Allah to provide a second wife for him. Sadly, he had forgotten that his wife was right beside him. Often you cannot blame the men, but other women, who are always eager to marry a rich man, not minding if he has a wife.

How Women are Fooling some men...
The fact is that men are involved in relationship struggles and battles daily. Many men are at the mercy of women. Some men think they are smart to have caught a woman. Whereas the smart man realises that he is the one that was hooked and caught in a cage! In this relationship, you are allowed to perform and pleasure the woman occasionally. If she is happy, you even get to buy her a present. If she is not satisfied, you get hypertension.

Having many wives is no fun at all. Now, what do you say about men who have many wives? I once saw one of them at 50 years of age complaining of a bad back. Really, just a bad back! No hypertension!

Another love joke...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. I think it was one of those quick Mike Tyson fights. The husband sighs and complains, 'This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds'! The wife replied ‘Good, Now you know how I feel.’ Apparently the husband doesn't last more than 30 seconds during sex!

NB: This is just light relief to make you laugh and reduce your blood pressure.

You Will Be Shocked To See What Was Found Inside The Trunk Of A Car After A Fatal Accident (Photos)

After a car accident in the city of Shangqiu, Henan Province, China-police discovered a batch of dog carcasses that were piled in the back of the trunk, according to local media reports.

Witnesses say that the black sedan, collided with another car earlier and tried to flee. However, they were soon stopped by the crowd afterwards, who smelled an “unusual odor” inside the car.

As local residents opened the trunk, they found the dog carcasses inside. Only one passenger in the black car was seized by the crowd, but a few others, including the driver, managed to run away from the scene. No one knows whether these dogs were killed before being loaded into the car, or suffocated during the shipment.

Later on the police arrived at the scene to remove the dogs from the car. The report said there were an estimated 40 -50 dogs of different breeds. Since the case is still being investigated, police declined to reveal any details so far.

Remember Nigeria's $9.34m Arms Deal Seized Cash By The South African Authorities, See What They Will DO With It...

The sum of $9.34m, confiscated by the South African authorities from an Israeli arms dealer, Eyal Mesika, of Cyprus-based ESD International, while acting on behalf of the Federal Government of Nigeria for arm procurement, is to be handed over to the Nigerian government on November 30, 2015.

According to a South Africa online newspaper paper, beta.iol.co.za, the South African Government would release the arms dealer without prosecution while the government would be open to discussions with Nigeria on further deals on arms.

It was further revealed that two weeks ago, the National Prosecuting Authority of SA resolved to release the cash to the Defence Adviser at the Nigerian High Commission in Pretoria. The report added: 

"The high court in Pretoria order technically declares the money forfeited to the state, but also refers to the Nigerian government as “the innocent victim” and excludes its interests from the forfeiture order, which means Nigeria gets the money. The handover is on November 30 if there is no further legal challenge."

144 Virgins Set To Organize Birthday Party For Olumba Olumba Obu In Calabar

No fewer than 144 virgins from the Olum­ba Obu's fold are warming up to organize a lavish banquet for their father in the lord, Leader Olumba Olumba Obu, to mark his birthday which comes up in November, the National Mirror reports. 

Dr. Goodnews Brownson, Chairman Planning Committee, said that this year's birthday celebration will impact much on the less privileged like orphans and prison inmates. He also added that indigent and intelligent students will be awarded scholarships to pursue undergraduate programs at the nation's higher institutions.

Dignitaries from the Nigeria's entertainment industry like Nollywood stars, captains of industries, business tycoons, academic icons and religious adherents from various denominations, Goodnews said would grace Obu's birthday

Check Out Amazing Cars Don Jazzy Had Fun In While In Rome (Photos)

Don Jazzy is Nigeria's Johnnie Walker Ambassador...he is currently in Rome to attend The Johnnie Walker Blue Label Movie Launch. he took to Instagram to post the Rolls-Royce corniche at the Villa Mondragone he had fun in...More photos below;

This man pictured with Don Jazzy owns all these cars oo..choi! Money!