Friday, June 24, 2016

For Ladies: 10 Things Guys Do When Trying To Get Under The Pa.nt Of A Lady

First and foremost, I prostrate and sincerely apologize to all my guys for this write-up cos I know this is an eye opener for the ladies. Guys abeg make una no vex. These are the characters guys exhibit especially when trying to get laid either with their girlfriends or otherwise
10 Characters Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady

1. He Tries To Hide his manhood
This really sounds funny. When he starts having erection, he tries to grab his pillow and stylishly uses it to block the region of his manhood mainly because he doesn't want to be seen as being desperate. It's just one of those signs

2. Smiling Sheepishly
YES an average is likely to smile sheepishly even when everything seems to be boring.

3. Confusion
Confusion overwhelms him when thinking of how to start. He starts going in and out of the room for no reason. You might think he has something doing outside.

4. He Keeps Checking When The Movie Will end
You are watching a movie on his laptop and when he sees that the movie is taking so long, he will start moving the cursor just to check when the movie will end

5. He doesn't want you to watch another movie
When the movie finally ends, joy overwhelms him because his prayers have been answered.. Hahaha !!! But when you try to watch another movie, eeehnnn !! If I hear say he gree, he might quickly shut down his laptop saying he wants to reserve the remaining battery

6. He stops talking Someone who has been talking and making fun suddenly stops talking. Isn't that funny ? He knows you are probably going to ask him why he's no more talking

7. Asking unnecessary Questions
When the fan or airconditioner is seriously blowing, this kind of question might pop up, hope you aint feeling heat sha ?

8. Keeps Focusing on you
Someone that has not been focusing or starting suddenly starts gazing at you to the extent that you keep feeling uncomfortable, it's one of those signs

9. He asks when you are leaving
You have been with him for the past 3 hours and the moment you tell him you would be leaving soon, he starts begging to stay a little longer

10. Flattering You Unnecessarily
He is likely to flatter and praise you just to get what he wants. He will tell you you are the prettiest lady he has ever come across and that you are a wife material.


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