Tuesday, July 5, 2016

LMAO! Federal Govt Adds Another Day to the Public Holiday... See Funny Reactions

The Federal Government of Nigeria has added Thursday 7th July, 2016 as Public Holiday for the celebration of Eid-el fitr, having declared Tuesday 5th and Wednesday 6th July, 2016, earlier.

The declaration was made by the Minister of Interior Abdulrahman Dambazau in a statement on Tuesday signed by the Permanent Secretary of the ministry, Bassey Okon Akpanyung.

This declaration followed the directive by the Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Sa’ad Abubakar III, to the effect that the Ramadan fast continues on Tuesday as a result of the non-sighting of the moon.

And something else started...See funny reactions to the MISSING MOON below...

The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive.
- INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow.
- Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by David Mark

(Chairman Senate committee on Observation).
- Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow.
- Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo.
- Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC is responsible of the moon not sighted in Nigeria.
- Governor Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians.
- APC

If the moon dare come up, we will blow up the moon and we will blow up more moons.
- Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky.
- Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will be apprehended and charged to court.
- EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon again.
- Brexit

We know where the moon is but we don;t want to say.
- America

Since the sighting of the moon is inconclusive, this APC-led government should just cancel the holiday and allow Nigerians to return to their businesses. This is dictatorship.
- PDP

Moon sighting committee has diverted the money allocated for the proper sighting of the moon so EFCC is waiting for petition to take action.
- Femi Adesina

We said it, the Presidency did not allocate enough money for moon sighting in the budget.
- Dino Melaye

In fact, Moon sighting pages are missing in the budget.
- Saraki and Ekweremadu

LMAO! Whoever put this together is damn funny...lol.

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